As Wimbledon 2015 fades into history I’m once more tempted by a Radio Times offer to supply me with Wimbledon towels. Sadly, my wife won’t let me order a ball girl to throw them at before and after each service.
Anyway, I’ve had enough trouble recently with argumentative bathroom accessories. I blame Douglas Adams, who described them as ‘the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have’.
Living Monument to Political Correctitude