I find it slightly offensive that you think I might have suffered negligent cosmetic surgery. What I have may not be beautiful, but it’s all mine. While I feel a lot better since some of my internal organs were redistributed in response to a hernia described by the surgeon as ‘spectacular’, I wouldn’t actually describe the improvement as cosmetic.
What’s more, I am not single and I don’t have a thing about uniforms.
Sometimes, you just have to have a bit of a rant before lunch.