1. Oh, the joy of getting work-from-home spam from someone calling themselves Anally.
(As in “How would you like us to screw you?”, I presume.)
But greeting me as “Hi, marketer” is not going to get me on your side. Or vice versa.
2. Then there’s Sonia, “honest and nice looking girl, am interested to be your good friend hopping
that you will accept my request,…”
Just keep hopping, Sonia. I’ll let you know when I’m ready for you. But don’t hold your breath: hopping takes a lot of breath.